Mega Problems

Mega Millions lottery can change one’s life and in the case of Mr. And Mrs. Williams from Highview West Virginia that was the case. Turns out the Mega Millions caused Mr. And Mrs. Williams to file for divorce and not because they won the lottery but because they pretended to win the lottery. Turns out they were discussing what they would do if they won the billion-dollar winnings and things took a turn for the worse. Mr. Williams explained, “My wife wanted to give her no good rotten family 5 million each, can you believe that bitch? Her brother Hurley is a lazy son of bitch who for the last 5 years has slept on our couch. It’s not like we have a lot of room in our trailer, and I was willing to let him keep our trailer if we won. How much money does my alcoholic father-in-law really need anyways and I offered to pay of his bar tab at the Little Black Bunny the strip club down the street. I had no idea she didn’t know about her dad’s second addiction. I thought she would appreciate that I was willing to pay for her mom’s cocaine habit and she felt I was an enabler. That started a big fight and when I told her I wanted to buy our own trailer park she thought I was making fun of our home. I am not sure she was too happy when I offered to pay for her to have laser hair removal for her whole body, including her upper lip. Who knew she would be so offended, I mean I was the one who had to put up with the hairy lip, it was so darn ticklish. I offered her liposuction and breast augmentation and she said why don’t I just find a new woman. That is when I told her, with the money I would have from the winnings, that it wouldn’t be so hard. Turns out that after our conversation, the only thing for sure I would use the money on, would be a good divorce lawyer.”