Testosterone Makes Men Too Manly

Research has suggested all kinds of benefits to testosterone and some that show the risks of short- and long-term use. Most men will experience a loss in testosterone as they got older. Many men begin the process of taking testosterone shots to augment their lack of this important part of their manliness.

We spoke with David Douchebag who wanted to remain nameless, however with a name like David Douchebag this is going in print sucker…and here is what he had to say, “I feel far to manly from these shots….I was ok sleeping and not having sex and having boobs develop because I am a fat ass…..not going to lie, I was ok not peeing standing up….and wearing a bra never bothered me…..kind of like this new apparatus…….being to manly means I look like a big bear with all this hear…..the good news when I am depleted of testosterone there are some major benefits…….one is you can replace testosterone with little white dogs that you walk around in with a stroller……it works….maybe throw some booties on the dogs feet….and I can finally see a gynecologist…always has been a dream of mine…finally!!”