Menendez Brothers Admit They are Not Brothers

It has been 33 years since the Menendez brothers have been in jail. Eric and Lyle were both found guilty of killing their parents in Southern California. It was a case that took the news over. Well, at MPL we have uncovered that the brothers are not related and they didn’t kill anyone. In fact, we caught up with Eric and here is what he had to say, “Lyle is bald as shit….although, he won a comb in a sweepstakes which I saw on TV….yeah we were in the same area when that poor couple was killed and we were in their home….and sure we both had weapons and blood on us……..and yes, we had the same last name back then and were in that couples house…..but today, I changed my last name to Minsky…….we are not related and neither of us committed this heinous crime…….as for Lyle, he writes poetry…..ya know, Edgar Allen Poe kind of shit…..I guess he is pretty good….and he works in a lab testing poisons on small animals”.