Michael Jordan Returns to The Game
Share
MJ is a living legend and at 59 years of age, he is returning to game he changed forever. Admittedly, we are learning about this new development today.
Michael had this to say, “If I drink 44 5 hour energy drinks before each game, I can keep up with these young guys…did I mention I will be growing my hair back for the season….sure, some patches are missing, but it will look fine……I am also excited because steroids will be legal for just me…yeah, NBA was totally cool with it and so was Roger Clemens…..a few MLB guys of the past said they can hook me up with some company called Biogensis…never heard of it, but the shit is free…also, I talked Rodman into joining me to help with my wardrobe……he is the fashizzzzle….worse case scenario….I go back to the MLB!”
