Mike Babcock Resigns as Head Coach from Blue Jackets

No surprise that the Columbus Blue Jackets recently experienced the resignation of Coach Babcock. In the last team meeting, he was so irate that his head exploded in the locker room. There was matter all over the room which is still in the process of being cleaned up. We did chat with the goalie and here is what he said, “Coach had a big fnnnn head…..all that mushy crap from his head landed all over the place…..it was sad and super funny at the same time….man, he had a big head!” We spoke with the coach and here is what he had to say, “This is the second time my head exploded in the last two years….the first time was from drinking soda followed by pop rocks…..and I screamed real loud……Mikey likes it……anyways, glad they stopped removing Bab from the front of my last name on my business cards!” The good news is that this event confirmed the myth about pop rocks is not false…..in fact it is very true. There was another press conference following Coach Babcock’s that he hosted with other sports journalist….we did notice each seat had pop rocks and a very large can of soda along with designated name tags. Additionally, down the hallway near the locker room was a guy doing math problems with a Harvard Professor on a chalk board. The gentleman did say his name is Matt Damon and he was not available for further comment. Two seconds later we found him in the hallway…….his head also exploded from the pop rocks and soda.