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Milford’s Got Game

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By Jack Firestone


Founder and creator of “Doggie Diner” has come under scrutiny after being investigated for sexual harassment.  Everyone at Doggie Diner take these allegations seriously and finds nothing funny about sexual harassment in the workplace, unless it involves the founder, Milford Raines.

After an in-depth investigation, it has come to light that Milford self-reported the harassment and the young lady is not going to press any charges. Milford claimed “Sure, I made up the whole story, I needed the ladies to know that despite my young age, I still got it and a bottle of Viagra.  Turns out,  after the allegations came to light a few of ladies came after me. Let’s just say I finally needed a refill of the blue pills.” Milford says he has settled the matter financially with the young lady which included an NDA which only allows her to say he has game. We reached out to her for comment, and she said, “I have no comment, except that Milford’s got game……and I am positive his penis is not real…..but it does work…..Milford’s got game!”

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