Mispelled Tattoo Removal Complete

Pete Hegseth, “Secretary of War” recently underwent tattoo removal on his arm. It was discovered that Pete told the tattoo artist (Steve Bannon) the wrong spelling of his name. He also was quick to explain why the “Department of Defense” changed its name to “Department of War”. He expressed that three letter words are far easier to spell. Pete had this to say, “I still struggle to spell my last name, Hegseph”