Not really satire.

Not really satire.

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MLB Has Instituted Players Have to Throw with Opposite Arm

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Major League Baseball just instituted new rules to challenge the players and the league overall. Moving forward players will have to throw with the opposite arm. The league feels this will make the game more challenging. We had a chance to speak with one of the top pitchers in the league and here is what he had to say, “This sucks…..I can’t throw any junk with my left arm…and my wife says I throw like an idiot….fans say the samething….so does my dad….so does does my dead uncle …….should be an interesting season…..at least I can still put up my swear finger with my strong arm!”

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