MMA Rated XXX

On February 18th at the Apex Arena in Las Vegas, Nevada, Jessica Andrade faced off against Erin Blanchfield at UFC 69 in the Main Event of the evening. Blanchfield was called upon to step into the fight with just one-week’s notice for Taila Santos.  The fight lived up to the last minute hype… and then some.

The first round was fast and furious. Lots of vicious hits from two who are usually down and gritty grapplers. But nothing could live up to the excitement of the second round.

During a choke hold by Blanchfield, one of Andrade’s breasts popped out from her tank top. As she concentrated more on reholstering half of her chest, she was choked out into submission and lost the bout.

So, in the face of adversity, the first person asked for comment was adult film star, Kendra Lust. Seriously! This was the first person asked for an opinion on the incident. I can’t even make this up.

Lust said, “Question. Should the Ref stop a fight if a girl’s boob comes out during the fight?”

Hard hitting commentary!

Not to be outdone, other adult film stars made major-dash efforts to get in front of any microphones possible to give their own takes and get their faces on mainstream media outlets.

Harrie Bawlz commented, “I think that females in the FUC should fight with or without shirts. The guys do.”

L’Lani Foxxx said, “It was sexy. I bet it tracted in a whole lot of more other people to watch it. I know that I am going to be more watching it.

Lucy Lipz had this to say, “Oh my gawd! You want to know what I think? Well thank you. That is so nice of you. I could just eat you up. You are such a cutie. Thank you. Oh my gawd. Well, I think that it is bad.”

And finally, Little Anal Annie Gave her opinion, “Did you see it? It was an ugly boob. If my boob was that ugly I would bitch and moan, too. Her damn nipples looked like paper plates. Nuh uh. No thank you. Tuck that boob back in, Bitch.”

As far as this reporter’s opinion goes, this is a completely third eye article. I never saw the bout. I am totally going on what other people say. I’m not coughing up $79.99 to watch that shit. I’ll watch it on ESPN in 2-weeks when they show the replay.