Moe Berg’s Nephew Al Berg

Many know Moe Berg who played in the big leagues and later served time in the CIA. He was hyper intelligent and conversely could speak several languages fluently. His son, Al Berg created “Pig Latin” in 16^th century before he was even born. It is still a mystery that Al invented a language before he was even walking the earth. We were able to speak with his son Larry, “Well, after Curly, Moe and I all became homeless (I lost an eye from Moe poking it with his sick ass toe), we went on a crusade to learn about my dad….who gives a shit about my grandfather Moe….big whoop..MLB….CIA….hardly an overachiever…….my dad created a ffff’d up language before he was born….not that is talent……..and Curly once got stuck in my belly button after I got my foot stuck in his ass…..anyways, I still feel sad that I murdered Shemp and nobody knows about it…please don’t print that!”