Montana High Schools Change Rules for Students

MPL was recently in Montana and the state has changed many of the rules for students that have been in place for five decades. Below is a list of the new mandatory rules at all the high schools in Montana :

• Food fights are ok – only in the gym
• Vaping is no longer allowed unless you share with the teachers  — same goes for beer
• No more bathrooms – just go outside – not a big deal
• All men must wear bra’s – equality issue to keep up with women in schools
• You can fart in class if you go for volume and warn students and teachers
• Golf team will now use a basketball instead of golf balls and the golf holes will be made much larger…not sure why they are doing this, but it was approved
• Students can pick on the dean as long as they don’t pull punches

These new rules will be instituted in the fall of the 2024 school year.