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Stuart S. Doesn’t mess around. Stuart loves to jump out of planes and commercial flights are catching on and no longer letting him board. Captain Lark Casey of American Airlines said “We can no longer allow that son of a bitch on our plane”. It took us 25 minutes and 5 people to get that door closed. We even had 1 person sucked out of the plane. Stuart saved that ladies life, and she claims it was the best day of her life, but we cannot let this happen again.”
Stuart could not be reached for comment as he is in a Submarine somewhere in the Pacific Ocean. They better be protecting those hatches.
One of Stuart’s writers had this to say, “Stuart is a legend and man of great dishonor…..so lucky to have him lead this company……truth, he is hard to look at every day and what an ahole…however, I can now afford my BMW and complete my book….”150 Uses of a Dead Cat”.
