Naked Pickleball

Pickle ball is the fastest growing sport in the United States and retirement communities across the country are adding courts to accommodate this new trend.  The villages in central Florida is the largest retirement community in the United States and they are jumping on the bandwagon. The villages however are adding a new wrinkle to this sport or you might say many wrinkles to this exciting sport. The Villages have added a co-ed naked pickle ball league to their repertoire. The old perverts who are known for hanging colored wash sponges on their cars to show their sexual preference have now gone naked on the pickleball courts. These older individuals have shown that they are hornier than teenagers and it explains why the STD rates are so high in Villages.

We reached out to Marty Feldman 2 time naked pickleball champ and he said, “Clothes only get in the way and there is nothing better than seeing Margaret in full view ass her bossoms bounce from Knee to knee as she runs to the pickleball. I also love to show the ladies my goods if you know what I mean.” Karen Riggleman the main detractor of naked pickleball shared her thoughts, “There is nothing worse than seeing these old guys who think they are sexy run around in their birthday suits. There is nothing sexy about old guys balls who almost scrape the ground as they are running around. I mean their testicles are longer than their schmeckles and who wants to see that except for Betty Stevenson and she is patient 1 when it comes to gonorrhea.”

Time will tell if this league will be a success, but we will have to wait as this controversial league continues. Co-ed pickleball will continue as the men will also continue to show their pickled balls.