Not really satire.

Not really satire.

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Nanotechnology Evolves

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By Bill Lumbergh


Nanotechnology appeared to be a space age technology; however, it is real and continues to have many different applications.

John Nosided is currently leveraging nanotechnology for a very unique application that most would feel is totally impossible. He had this to say, “I was born with an outie belly button the size of a tennis ball…..doctors won’t operate on it because it is a genetic abnormality….however I developed this nanotech bot that can naw that ugly bulbus thingy off…..the puss can actually be used as a drink for people you don’t care for…looks good and tastes great….but makes people who are beautiful become completely hideous in seconds and then they become nice….I know, really ffffd up, but it works….I finally hug my bitchy grandma again and her dumb ass boyfriend named Marty!”

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