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The NBA is constantly dealing with controversies and this week is no different. The newest controversy is coming from it’s own star Stephen Curry, who is now suing the NBA. His attorney has filed a discrimination lawsuit which claims that the width of the court is limiting his ability to succeed. As the best shooter from the outside, Stephen’s attorney explained, “Stephen needs more room to show off his skill set. We aren’t asking for much, all we are asking in the suit is to have the NBA to expand the width off the court by 20 ft… on both sides and add a 4point shot. If players thought they had trouble guarding him before, just wait until we win this suit. The NBA is limiting his ability and that is not fair to Stephen. There is not a shot Stephen cannot make, just watch him during warmups from the bleachers hitting nothing but net. I suspect that the NBA does not want to incur the costs, just imagine how many new nets they will need as a result of Stephen’s nothing but net shots. If the NBA truly wants to be considered “fantastic” than they will start the reconstruction of their arenas immediately.”
In other NBA news, it looks like Kyrie Irvin is asking for a trade. An NBA insider clued us in to why Kyrie is asking to leave the Brooklyn Nets, “Kyrie is nuts, he refuses to call it basketball, he calls it basketflat as he believes the balls are not round, and insists they are flat. His teammates thought he was kidding but when they figured out he wasn’t, they teased him and Kyrie got so mad he kicked another player in the balls or “flats” as Kyrie calls them.”
In even more NBA news, LeBron James has plans to play in the NBA with his son and has reached out to Tom Brady for advice on how to play into your 40s and keep your family happy. The best advice Tom gave him was to never let your wife find out about your girlfriend or girlfriends for that matter. Also it was reported that Tom told LeBron “how the F would I know, my wife asked me for a divorce.”
