NBA Won’t Attend White House Anymore
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Every year after the finals the team who has won the NBA Finals is always asked to be a guest at the White House. It is always considered to be an honor and something extra special for the players.
Today the tables have turned, as the NBA has decided teams will no longer visit the White House. Adam Silver had this to say, “The fnnn ceilings are to low and several players heads have hit the ceilings and some of had concussions…..f%$#%$#, I am 6ft 3 and I have hit the ceiling when I get on my tippy toes every so often to look into the women’s bathroom…please forget I said that, and don’t write that in your article!” At MPL, we catch everything…..even perverts.
LeBron James had one final statement, “I hate little people….I also hate the White House…it is so white….like there were no other palette colors they could have done the house in…plenty of soft pastels that could have been considered….even water colors……however, they do have good pizza in the cafeteria…not to mention….they live in that place for free…that is unreal. I might run for president just for the free pad…..man I love interior decorating!”
Short people got no reason to live.