New Birth NoControl Launches

Dr. Howard “Bud” Fishman found a new birth control solution that was nowhere to be found in the market. All of his research at Grant Hospital arrived at a birth control pill that helps women over 90 get pregnant.

Here is what Sally Eyebags had to say, “I had no idea I could get pregnant at 96 and I also didn’t know I could have a kid without a birth canal…..cervix ……..not sure I even have a urethra….in any event..I just had twins…Hank, William and Lisa…I had to shit Lisa out…..I got my girl!”