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New Book, “The 7 Habits of Highly Ineffective People”

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Stephen Covey is most famous for his book “The 7 Habits of Highly Effective People”, however a new book just came out written by Chad Lowe (Robbie’s brother). It is called, “The 7 Habits of Highly Ineffective People”.  At MPL, we were able to obtain a copy before the release. Below is some of the wisdom that was shared from “The 7 Habits of Highly Ineffective People”:

  • Working at the DMV and putting a mustache on every picture of all the new license pictures you take
  • Eating 6 pizza’s in one hour before you smoke weed
  • Trying to cook your head in the microwave instead of popcorn
  • Hoping the IKEA cabinet will build itself based on feedback from your inner voice caused my shrooms
  • Having a staring contest with your boss via ZOOM while you are getting fired and refusing to end the meeting
  • Working on a new bowling ball with 4 holes and not telling anyone what the 4th hole is for
  • Shaving your back (man or women) with no help
  • Taking a glass blowing class that your stepmom bought you for your birthday, but still liking her and actually thanking her for this stupid ass gift

The list grows and is loosely based on the millennial demographic. Just another opportunity for us all to learn from the best.

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