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Addiction is no joke, whether it is gambling, drugs or even sex, it can ruin a person’s life. Don Slater of New Port, Florida has opened a rehab for sex addicts and has had quite the experience. Don reported, at first, we had 10 sex addicts a month join our sessions and it eventually blossomed to well over 50. I noticed a problem when the same people kept coming back. These people were not being rehabbed at all; in fact they were looking for easy hook ups. I would walk into the stairwell and see 2 couples doing the nasty. The bathroom was a go to place for my clients to get off. It turns out I found a sex goldmine. I am a businessman first and when I see an opportunity “I go for it.” Don Slater turned his sex rehab into a “pleasure palace” as he calls it or a house for Orgies, where weekly gang bangs happen on the regular. “It’s not drug addicts who will die from this” said Don.
Don went on to explain “My clients have sexually transmitted infections, but that is why I partnered with an Infectious disease doctor. You see they come in and have some fun, pay a fee to be part of the club and at the end of the week they see Dr. Howard Rumel… Infectious Disease doctor and we get the insurance money to boot, and they get whatever their horny little asses need to get rid of those bugs.” He even went on to say “At first, I started handing out condoms to everyone so it would be safe but I noticed as I walked into the place that they would blow them up, tie them in a knot and tape them onto the wall as decoration. We are even thinking about having a Urologist provide vasectomies for male clients on their 30th visit.” It is of note that as this story is being written that Don and his colleagues are currently under investigation for insurance fraud.
This story has a patriotic side to it, Don has started inviting Incel’s (Involuntary Celibacy) to his gang bangs. Don says “I am helping these kids release their tension and off load all that pressure. I mean come on, if I can get these little horny kids laid, I may have saved them from becoming terrorists. If this works, I plan on franchising these all over the world starting in the Middle East.”
