New Cell Phone Hits the Market
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Verlunton is a new cell phone provider that just hit the market based out of Sweden. Far from the US but growing at a rapid pace globally. It is a pocket-sized smart phone; however, the screen converts into a 60 inch screen.
We were able to talk with some of the new Verlunton V6 users to get some feedback. Ronald Eatmeeze had this to say, “Every so often..the phone opens up in my pocket…instant vasectomy and not painful at all…..thank you Verlunton for helping me to not use my shit health insurance!”
Lisa MyCoocheese added a final statement after owning the phone for the last 9 months, “My husband could not be happier….he didn’t want kids..the phone opened up in my pocket…it became a diaphragm that I cannot get out..been lodged in there for the last 9 months and the doctor said to keep it there (he is my husbands father)…..any ways, I guess I like the phone?”
The CEO of Verlunton had this to say, “This phone was never to be released….we had an angry engineer who made it…deployed it and then quit….we knew nothing about it…..he also opened up 8 of them in my office…..ass#$#$#$ made it impossible to me to get to my desk….then again, stock price jumped again….I just wish I could get in my fnn office!!!”
