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As Covid becomes parked a bit in the distance there are still doctors and much of the population leading a more cautious life. One doctor in Chelsea, Massachusetts had an idea that is paying off. Dr. David Stensby found a use for a household item that kills the bacteria covid generates.

After last summer, he was cleaning out the garage and throwing away sports equipment. He found his boys old athletic supporters. As you would guess they smelled awful. That is when the idea of Cupyoface was born to protect family members from covid. The odor residing in the boys’ old “cups” was tested and in fact kills covid. From there the good doctor affixed elastic bands to create a mask like structure.

Next steps have been to have people mail in their son’s filthy athletic supporters to begin retrofitting them into masks. Dr. Stensby even said “This is absolutely disgusting, but it works….I am appalled at myself, but on my way to being filthy rich!”

2 Comments

  1. Mark Dupforu December 2, 2022

    I tried this with my wifes underwear and still got covid. In fact i ended up in the hospital on a ventilator for 2 months. It was worth it, just to be able to get that sweet smell. I will have to try my sons cup and see how it goes, not looking foward to smelling Timmy’s balls though.

  2. Steve December 2, 2022

    Where do we send used cups…..we have 6 sons and want to retrofit them immediately.

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