New Covid Shot

As Covid is talked about less, there still continues to be new vaccines being produced. There still is lots to learn about the newest vaccine that is now available. The new vaccine was mostly invented by a top urologist in Germany, Dr. David Seidelberg. Here is what he had to say, “I wanted to get more people to get the shot…..so I did two things to the vaccine….one, it has a chemical in it that increases penis size by 3 inches……and it makes women’s eye sight diminish just a bit…….the result is more men are taking it……we have seen a rise in men getting the vaccine go up on 78%……in particular, Jewish men have really been happy with the drug…..I try and take it 10 times a day…..It actually keeps working!” Dr. Seidelberg was married to another urologist (Dr. Lisa Seidelberg) that ended in divorce recently after his new vaccine was released. She recently developed a vaccine that has the opposite affect and will reduce penis size. As part of her settlement she will be able to test the vaccine solely on her ex husband for the next 12 months. Lisa and her staff are super excited about this opportunity!