NEW INVESTMENT FINDS SAM BANKMAN-FRIED
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It is no secret that Mr. Fried is in a “shitstorm” of trouble, or is he? Yes, he has lost many investors and their hard-earned money and then some, however with failure comes opportunity.
Paul Michell of “Paul Mitchell Haircare Systems” had this to say, “This dude has the most messed up hair…oh and life……we find it fascinating and filled with beauty….no, I am not gay…but if I was….I know what I would do….yes these odd thoughts are not pure….but shit, look at that fnn hair!”
This has spawned a new extension of products for Paul Mitchell. They are soon to be released and will be called “FriedHairPrick”. “We know out of the gates there will be controversy, but we are making Fried finance the entire business and he will be the lead model for all the ads….the tag line is “F&%&* Me or Maybe You”.
