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New Law Allows for Fat People to Call People Fat in Public

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It is never nice to shame someone for being overweight. It is tough to overcome the pain of the extra pounds and at times very challenging to lose weight. However, the state of Florida just passed a new law that allows fat people to call other fat people “Fat”. We spoke with lawmaker Bill Drabley and here is what he had to say, “As a state, we don’t think it is as bad for a fat person to call someone fat……mainly because both citizens are fat….I weight 280 and my wife is just under 279…she actually lost a pound last week…..I call her fat all the time and now I can do it legally…..finally this law was created……..I can’t wait until they make it legal to cause a catastrophe!”

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