Not really satire.

Not really satire.

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New Remote Work Policy in Utah Company!

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Paul Forman of Salt Lake City Utah, while reaching into his trunk to get some groceries lodged in the back fell inside. While stuck inside Paul lived off his groceries for a full year. It goes a step further as Paul worked a full year out of the trunk at Lake Salt Industries. He surpassed all companies goals…..got the highest of merit raises and achieved 100% of his year-end bonus. A full year went by causing people who knew him to be curious and very concerned.

Paul’s friends couldn’t find him, and they didn’t care. He was generally thought of as an a-hole in the office. Todd Ferrel said, “I am really concerned about Paul, but I realized how much better it was without the asshat in the office…what a prick…other than that, super great guy!”

While stuck in the trunk Paul thought he came up with an invention to change the world as he put it. It was a trunk release cord to open a trunk from the inside. To Paul’s surprise, the invention already existed and was installed in the trunk of the car he was in the week before. His boss Bill Primer had this to say, “I have a few words…fnnn idiot, other that that, great guy and good employee…and really productive from the trunk…not in the office…he might as well live in a bathroom stall……really annoying dude!”

Since then, Lake Salt industries has had several employees request for a trunk remote policy. Additionally, covid cases have gone down significantly. Work policies continue to evolve.

2 Comments

  1. Alan Myers December 7, 2022

    Great story!!

  2. Rick P December 7, 2022

    I hope they instill that policy nationally..smart move!

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