New Urology Service
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People have been complaining that companies are never available when you need them most. For example, it’s late at night and your cable is down and there is nobody available to help you because customer service is closed. Sure, they probably shouldn’t be watching that crap late at night but they want to and should be able to.
Urologist’s have been getting squeezed by Medicare cuts more and more each year and there are only so many penis’ they can examine and not too mention prostates and don’t get me started with how they have to check out those things out.
Urologists have come up with a very unique way of making more money. They now hire out their patients with large prostates who have to get up to pee at night. Now while they are awake, they can make money by being customer service agents. Companies now don’t have to close late at night. The patients are an over 55 demographic and now they can make more money before and during retirement. The best part of it for a Urologist is, just like with a circumcision, they get a cut of deal. The company’s name is Pro State Customer Service.
We at MediaPub.Live have tried the service and are happy to say the service was impeccable. They even have a nice waterfall sound to keep the customers calm. Unfortunately, they are currently being sued for their sexist hiring practices as they have yet to hire any females.
