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English has increasingly become a more important language around the globe. It is a language where other countries put the most of their effort with children at Birth.
Dr. Donald Meesty, from Yale, put together a far easier way to learn English and it is working. The language still maintains foreign “Sounds”. Here is an example, he takes real English words and mixes them up…..like the word “The” becomes “Het” but means “The”. People from other countries love it because they still sound like they are speaking a native language other than English.
“Het moorthab mellss” means “The bathroom smells”. The professor had this to say, “It teaches people English quickly…sure, it is confusing as sh##@#, I honestly struggle each day mixing up all of these letters…..I also do all the translation and often forget what I started…..anyways, it is working…ok, I make more money with this stupid a$#$ business than I did as an MD!”
Jita who recently started learning English using Newlang had this to say, “Nobody can understand me anyways, so this is perfect…wait, did I just say that in English…holy sh$#@$#@…I I can write English now!!!”
