NFT Digital Cards Take on A Life
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As Donald Trump announced his new line of NFT Digital Trading Cards, Dan Gaetz (ally of Trump, Florida Republican 1st District Representative, son of Rich and Millie Gaetz, party boy, man about town, and bona fide douchebag) released his own “Dan Gaetz: Adult Trading Cards. The set is now available online through DanGaetzDickPic.com, DanGaetzDickCards.com, and DanGaetzIsADick.com.
Whereas Trump’s cards depict the former POTUS’ face pasted on the bodies of superheroes, movie stars, and Walker Texas Ranger, Geatz’s cards are a tad racier.
Gaetz described the card set displaying his “O Face” depicted on the body and manhood of the likes, John Holmes, Harry Reams, Dick Rambone, and Ron Jeremy.
Where Trump announced, in his “major” announcement, that buyers would automatically be entered in chances to win dinner, golf, and Zoom meetings with the former Oompa Loompa in Charge, Gaetz has announced chances to win exclusive prizes, as well. “7-Minutes in Heaven “with the Gaetz-Man. A peek behind the “Golden Gaetz.” A personal appearance at The Homecoming Dance of the local high school in the neighborhood of the Winner. Dinner with the Winner’s daughter (must be 15 to 17 years old). And a sleepover at Gaetz’s apartment for the Winner’s daughter and friends.
No sales have been reported and authorities have been notified.
Asked for comment, Gaetz replied, “Want to see what I bring to the party?” Fortune magazine will be doing a feature article on Gaetz next month and his growing business. He is expected to wear pants for this interview unlike other prior card signing events.
