Nightmare
Share

Psychologists all over the world have stayed up late into the night trying to interpret what your dreams might be telling you. Renowned psychologist Hanz Neitmare believes he has cracked the code and is willing to share his findings with the readers at MediaPub.Live.
Hanz explained, “Have you ever had a reoccurring nightmare and thought your brain is trying to tell you something, well it is and your not going to like it. Your brain is basically saying it hates you, so much so it wants to scare the shit out of you. You have done something to piss your brain off and it is getting back at you for it. Ever have a sexual dream, well it could be good news as your brain is trying to reward you for something. That actually holds true, only if you are single. If you are married or in a relationship, your brain is telling you that you could do much better and is disappointed that you are settling in your current relationship.”
Hanz also shared with us the difficulties of doing his dream analysis, “First off, have you ever had someone try to tell you their dreams? Half the time it makes no sense at all and it is so boring to listen to. So much so that my job is actually a nightmare and I only wish I could go to sleep and forget the crap that they just said.”
The key take away from Hanz’ article are that your brain hates you or thinks you are underachieving. However, for $150 an hour he will gladly listen to your shitty dreams.