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No More Bullying

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Razorback country has been always known for football and other various D1 programs. However, the state of Arkansas, like many states and school systems is plagued with bullying. One school in Little Rock came up with the perfect solution.

Dean Hammon’s works at a school name we are not able to disclose…..shhhh, its called Harry Trotter School of Little Rock for those that give a shit….anyways, he had this to say, “We have a special bathroom at Harry Trotter for bullies….all the soap dispensers have hydrochloric acid…..the second these little pricks wash their hands the screaming begins….we record it all on video and send it to their grandparents…dead or alive they get the clip….we rarely have bullying these days…just a shitload of lawsuits!”

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