No More Late Night Studying

Dewey Finn and Ed Shneebly have been teaching History for years. However, both educators have noticed that their students study way to late at night. That is when they both found a great way to convey the importance of getting your work done early.

Dewey had this to say, “Most kids study at night when they should study during the day when they are more alert….hookers and strippers work at night……they need to work at night…kids should not be working the same hours as hookers and strippers……how do I know this, well, I don’t want to get into where Ed and I hang out after school…that’s a novel…..anyways, the kids hear this and  digest it and realize how immoral those “Jobs” are and start studying during the day…..they feel far more pure and clean in the way they live….Ed and I have also realized hookers and strippers often are very educated…..why? It’s because many of them do online education during the day….in fact, the principal of our school (Ed’s mom) is a stripper at night…………I think I saw her once after school hours…..oh,  without Ed!”