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College campus transportation is not ideal and college students are finding mopeds to be the ideal way to move around town. Parking however can be a pain and most students are realizing that ride sharing is an answer to that pain.
The problem with ride sharing is there is a number of young men who are insecure with their manhood and find it highly embarrassing to ride along behind the driver. Miles Harper, college student and fraternity brother explained “There is no way I am going to have my junk pressed up against another guys ass, I ain’t no homo and I don’t need people see me hugging another guy on campus.” We at MediaPub.Live do not condone that kind of talk but a group of students came up with a business to answer that problem.
Dave Wheeler and Lamont Williams created a new moped called Nohomoped. The mopeds they sell come complete with a Plexiglas divider, truck nuts, and controversy. Dave Wheeler shared with us, “Our mopeds are manly, well as manly as a moped can be. We have the Plexiglas, but if they don’t want that we have the groin blocker padding that keeps the male private from touching the backside of the driver. For those that are trying to cancel us, we want them to known we have a moped dedicated to those who wish to be closer together with smaller seats called the Bootybuddy. If they want to they can pay extra to have a vibrating seat.”
The No—moped company may be the first company to be convicted of a hate crime as many of their customers who have bought the Bootybuddy have fallen off the back and suffered multiple injuries.
