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By Jack Firestone


Have you ever wanted to tell somebody something but didn’t want them to know it was from you. Like, hey your wife is screwing your pool guy, or you married a person accused of pedophilia.  Well now you can let them know anonymously thanks to Diana Beal, founder of Notify Anonymous. Diana explained her new service, “All our clients have to do is go to our website and let us know what they want said and where they are not from or associated with and we mail an anonymous letter to that person.  Our company just sent a letter from Colorado to a person’s boss in Detroit letting him know that everyone knows he is sleeping with his employee. It’s amazing how many letters are about cheating coming from friends who don’t want to ruin their friendship. So, I guess you can say we help save friendships. The craziest letter was to a married woman regarding her new husband. We basically wrote a letter letting her know her husband has a case in court regarding animal abuse, where he was accuses of giving his dog a happy ending.”

This is a great opportunity for anyone to get something off their chest. For example, I use it to send a letter to my coworker Bill Lumbergh to tell him someone in the office has a crush on him just to mess with him.”

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