NotSoSmart Phone

Bill Stewart once worked at Wescott Elementary, but later on in life became a serial entrepreneurial. He has succeeded many times over and now is at it again. He wants to get rid of the smart phone.

He brought to market a smart phone that is not so smart. In fact, in simple terms it does the following….or we should say doesn’t do the following:

• You can’t dial out
• It is missing keys
• It talks back to you no matter what you ask or request
• The GPS consistently gives you the wrong directions
• The battery needs to be replaced every two weeks
• The screen comes pre-cracked
• When you try and sell it the stores pay you to leave

The NotSoSmart phone has forced people to give up owning a cell phone all together. Bill had one final statement before his phone blew up during the interview, “Bring back the rotary phone bitches!”

The good news, kids are less interested in a smart phone after purchasing the NotSoSmart phone.