NRA is Legalizing Squirt Guns

After years of legislation and a strong voting turn out…..squirt guns are legal. Many kids had no idea there was an unenforced warrant for their arrest the last 3 decades. We spoke with Officer Asshill and here is what he had to say, “I was ok with the squirt guns…..until my sister shot herself and the water went in her belly button….went out of her mouth and the water hit me in my mouth……that was fffffd up, but tasted good…..that was right around the time we set legislation around banning squirt guns……then again, my sister (born in the 60’s) had more acid in her body than an old leaky battery you left in a toy……..great to see progress being made and these kids can now enjoy their squirt guns knowing their arrests and warrants will be dropped….however, the database of these brats is being sent to China to make AI kids that look and sound like these little shits……hooray for technology!”