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Nudist Beat Bullying

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By Bill Lumbergh


Bullying continues to be a major problem across the country. If it’s not physical bullying, it is cyber bullying. In the end, it is unacceptable and needs to stop.

Dr. David Dimwitt had this to say about a solution he created, “Any student who wants to fight has to fight in the nude and all spectators have to be nude as well….nobody wants to fight in the nude or watch in the nude…the result is conflicts go away….when people are willing to do it….we film it and send it to their grandparents and dead Uncle!”

So far, this program is taking off at college campuses all over the country. Harvard has seen bullying numbers go way down. One Harvard student. Louis Hershfeld said, “I love when smart people look stupid….however, the nude factor is pretty awesome…I am hoping to get bullied by my housemate Lisa Bernstein…it can’t happen soon enough!”

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