Nurse Betty Knows Everything

From prescribing to performing surgery to telling the medical staff she knows everything, Nurse Betty can do it all. Just ask her, she will tell you. As a surgical nurse she has been known to walk into a surgery and say to the doctors mid surgery, “Step aside….I got it from here….no scalpel needed…….no gloves needed for this rectal exam…this is a solo job!” This has been a major concern mainly because she works at the esteemed MAYO clinic. The MAYO Clinic has always been mostly known for being a fine research institution. Many of the doctors on staff use Betty as their internal medicine doctor. As of recently, it has been discovered that Betty is not a nurse and most certainly not a doctor. After further investigation it has been discovered she studies anal cavities exclusively and it has all been self taught (Marty Dingy, 17, has a channel to teach this crazy shit on YT). Many years ago, Betty performed a procedure on her brother Marky who she shoved 7 dollars worth of quarters up his ass when he was 3. Today, Marky is a successful Banker in NY. We spoke with Marky and here is what he had to say, “She knows everything……even taught me the importance of saving money at an early age….albeit it was a painful time in my life and ass!”