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Over 31 years ago OJ Simpson was accused of murder and found not guilty. Despite looking guilty to many people, he swore by his innocence. He even looked for the killers on the golf courses all around Florida and California to no avail. He then wrote a book about if he did it, how he would have done it. Well, rumors are abounded about a new upcoming book by OJ, this time it will be a different story. The book is rumored to be titled “I did it and you knew I did, but this time I am sorry”.

The book will be filled with juicy stories about how he and His attorneys knew he was guilty. The hidden story about how they snuck a bee into his cell to sting his hand the day they asked him to try on the glove used during the murder. His hand was so swollen, there was no chance it would fit. In order for him to be able to write the book and profit off of it, the last page says just 2 words, “Just kidding” The ending allows for him to still deny what 98% of people already know, but a great way to make a buck.

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