Oscar Mayer Markets Party Hat’s for Your Weiner

Well, MPL has uncovered another story of tremendous oddity. The kind that makes even MPL scratch their heads at corporate. Oscar Mayer is famous for their delicious hot dogs and other deli meats. Everyone has seen the Weiner mobile from time to time through the years. However, today, Oscar Mayer is now in the partying hat business. They make tiny hats for you to cover your weiner and celebrate it. Oddly, they are not helping you celebrate your hot dog weiner…..yes, this is about all males celebrating their own weiner and manhood. We spoke with an employee at one of the their plants and here is what David Shaftes had to say, “This is so fffffd up….a bunch of staff members walking around with tiny top hats on their penis…..it is inappropriate….on the flipside, it is funny watching all the guys who have top hats on that keep falling off…..I am one of the lucky ones….I can keep that hat on tall and proud…a true celebration of manhood….my pronoun is WEINER”