OYCH

By Jack Firestone

George Santos is at it again! Making claims that can easily be disproved. No he did not invent the spork, as he may have previously claimed. No he did not win an Olympic medal with the Dream Team, more likely to be a part of the make believe team. No he did not cure HIV as it may have been reported by his mother who may or may not have perished in tower two, so please be safe and wear protection when necessary. Turns out he is claiming to have created a new word and all we have to say is “Oych!” Yes the new word soon to be famous is being claimed to be invented by self proclaimed astronaut  George Santos.

We at Mediapub.live have done extensive research and are first to report that the word “Oych!” Was not actually developed and created by Mr. Santos. You may not be surprised to find this out but what won’t surprise you is how much this new word will stick in your vernacular. “Oych”, like the F word can be used in so many ways, in ways that you may not even be thinking of, but soon will. Get a new raise at work, “Oych” Yeah you did. Stub your toe for third time against the bed post “Oych” that must have hurt. At the climax of love making while making that dumb face and instead of yelling yessss, yell “Oych!” Trust me you will feel better about it and yourself and you will make your partner feel even better, if you have one (we don’t judge).  Oych, is that inexplainable word that you understand only when it’s used. “Oych” is starting to get so big so fast that there is a dedicated website for “Oych” merchandise at www.oych.com . People want to be a part of the “Oych”, so much so that Hollywood insiders are feeling the “OYCH”, so don’t be surprised if Oych the Movie is out soon. For Oych sake! Get on board before it’s too late.