OYCH The Beginning

Archeologists have made a very incredible find buried deep below the pyramids in Egypt. For the longest time archeologists have seen caves filled with hieroglyphics. But, now they have found the first word to ever appear inside the caves, and that word happens to be the word OYCH.

Apparently, Cavemen and Cavewomen and Cavetheys used the word OYCH for the longest time. It turns out that researchers believe the word OYCH can be used to express almost everything. Hunting down an animal to eat, the caveman would yell OYCH in the happiest of terms. When they would watch one of their people be eaten by a predator, cries of OYCH would echo the caves. When a caveman would come down with a sexually transmitted infection, they would yell OYCH as they peed with great pain.

All of this has been documented by the pictures on the caves followed by the word OYCH throughout. To no surprise, there was a picture that can only be described as a woman giving birth, albeit with no pain meds, screaming the word OYCH. Now we finally know the origin of the word OYCH.  In fact, it is believed that the polio vaccine was created using OYCH.