Jeffery Dahmer committed horrific crimes that we all have tried to forget. The world will never forget how callous Dahmer was in court and how he led his life. As of today, MPL has discovered that Dahmer now works at UCLA medical school working on cadavers. His job is to prep the cadavers before the […]

After two months……..and this was not supposed to occur…….all of the high ranking folks in each branch are very upset to hear that the secret menu at the dining hall was leaked. We spoke with Sergeant Pepper of the Navy and here is what he had to say, ” We really didn’t want anyone to […]