There have been high winds across the midwest causing severe damage to homes and trees everywhere. Finally, MPL was able to learn about this environmental issue. The entire state of Vermont currently has the entire population of environmentalist blowing/exhaling air at the same time every hour on the hour after eating meatloaf. This has been […]
After years of being arrogant and lacking integrity, Lance Armstrong has made a case for the cycling governing body to legalize doping. We spoke with his representative and here is what she had to say, “Look, he did win the Tour De France several times while using EPO…since it works, why not give everyone a […]
California has decided to take weed off the market in California. State legislatures decided to make a drastic move. However, they are legalizing shrooms. After a Friday evening of meetings (and shrooming) at the state government building…..each of the legislatures vote and unanimously decided to legalize weed on Mars. Here is what Bill Psyche had […]