As of today, the sun is for sale. This is still a developing story. Part of the negotiations have included throwing in the moon and possibly the big dipper! We spoke with g-d and here is what he had to say, “How the fff did you find me….also, this is insider information I can go […]
Our guest Advice Columnist this week is Ted Mowery. Ted is 90 years old and lives at the Hopeland Senior Living Facility in Mesa, Arizona. He is a Father of 3 (3 girls) and a grandfather of 6 (4 girls and 2 boys). He is a Widower and lost his wife, Lana, of 63 years […]
The NYSE will now begin opening at noon EST. This has been an argument from the traders and many of the publicly listed companies that are on the exchange. We met one trader named Bill Stoner and here is what he had to say, “I am way to drunk or possibly stoned….although, to be honest..I […]