The Jones family have finally finished their 20-year project. The family known for being the cheapest on earth has accomplished something nobody thought was possible. The Jones have been known to store packages of ketchup from restaurants they never ate at and getting kicked out of all you can eat at restaurants for bringing doggy […]
There was a most recent board meeting and Starbucks is still voting to stop carrying coffee. We tried to speak with some of the customers, however most of them are busy in counseling after hearing this tragic news.
Enron has decided to no longer allow their employees to drink on the job. This includes any type of liquid including water, coffee, soda or juice. They also finally let all employees know that Ken Lay died in 2006 and the company dissolved in 2007. Many current employees are confused. We spoke with the former […]