A new business will be opening soon in the South, called Chick Fellatio. They will offer the world’s first drive thru blowjobs! It’s not clear at this point if it’s a subsidiary of Chick Fil’A, but rumors have been mixed. The company’s Director of Operations, Ivana Swallow, said the premise will be simple. “Customers will […]
Many retailers and other retail establishments have leveraged loyalty cards as a means to customer retention and engagement. However, customers are sick of carrying around loyalty cards and downloading more shit to their phone. That is when David Russryan developed “HeadScandee”. David had this to say after leaving the grocery store, “That barcode on the […]
Day light savings time causes a lot of problems across the United States. Heart attacks go up by 42%, middle age men show up an hour late for softball game (not so much now with smartphones). We are filing this next daylight savings time story under the ridiculous file. A 48 year old single man […]