This week’s advice column features Conspiracy Theorist, Jack Q. Public (our guest advice columnist will not reveal his actual name because the government is using electro-stagnocto transmitters to trace his whereabouts whenever his actual name shows up in print, as he has explained to us). My girlfriend can only reach sexual climax when we […]
Paul Swanson was very jealous of co-worker Louis Battone or what his co-workers called him “Lucky Lou”. Paul Swanson decided to pull what he thought was the practical joke of the century. Paul bought a lottery ticket for all his co-workers including Lou, but he bought last week’s lucky lottery numbers and devised a plan […]
Trevor Hiden was reunited with his family after 30 years. Trevor was reported missing 30 years ago after not showing up to his 9th grade midterms. We interviewed Trevor to find out what happened, and he stated, “I just did not want to take my test, I wasn’t prepared and thought I could hide out […]