Aries: Your independent electric company venture (funded by Dana White, President of the UFC) will go belly up this week. “White Power Inc.” was a bad choice Taurus: Time to look for a new job. Looks like the door-to-door meth/heroin sales market just isn’t what it used to be. Gemini: Your 23-year old date invites […]
The NFL is working hard to reduce the length of their games. They have hired the research firm of Stern, Gonzalez and Quick to give them suggestions on how to cut the length of the non action down to a minimum. The newest proposal has players and teams questioning this firm’s legitimacy. We asked firm […]
Dr. Bill Slacker was sick of his urology practice struggling over the last several years. So, he had this brilliant idea to leverage some of his expertise with other doctors. The goal was a practice that is dedicated solely at the collection of men’s sperm who want to make share their fish can swim. To […]