Two pro wrestlers were both in the bathroom and all hell broke loose this morning in Alabama. Mojo D locked up his buddy Dudanga in the bathroom stall and took off. They are in the process of airlifting Dudanga out of the bathroom to safety. The entire emergency removal will be broadcasted live. We did […]
After further discussion, the Arizona Coyotes might be leaving the Valley of The Sun. At MPL, we were able to uncover where they are going and here is what the front office had to say, “Actually, we have no idea…..all we know is all the players didn’t show up to practice and there was a […]
After a fairly quiet year, Megan Fox’s one hit wonder of a toothpick has had his Machine Gun nickname taken away. Machine Gun Kelly, the overly waif, hyper tattooed seedling of a human, will now go by the more than appropriate moniker, Air Rifle Kelly. His agent spoke on his behalf. “For starters, his real […]
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