For years, Burning Man has been a popular festival with all kinds of craziness going on. In 2024, they will be no longer igniting the once large wooden structure into a fire frenzy. Moving forward they have identified 8 Neanderthal men that have agreed to be dowsed in gasoline and at the very least burn […]
Midwest, USA September 2023 As deer hunting season begins October 1st across the country, but gases prices continue to soar, the John Deere Corporation has made a startling announcement. All gas powered John Deere products will be pulled by deer starting on October 1st and running through December 1st, when reindeer will begin to take […]
National Payroll Appreciation Week begins this week. All companies will be forced to comply by paying all employees who work in payroll a one time lump sum of 1 million dollars. Additionally, each employee is allowed to bitch at their boss who most likely treats them like dog poop. This is an effort to help […]